Aha Moments, Realizations & Very Wise Wisdom

 My eyes have been opened.

I now know things I didn't know before.

Or maybe never realized until now.

And because you asked so nicely, I will impart my wisdom with you.

In no particular order...

There is such a thing as too much fiber.

Sorry...was that too much information?

Cats, more specifically, cat's whiskers, are not flame retardant.

And well, some cats are pyromaniacs.

I never knew that.

Grocery shopping is not the problem.

Unloading the van is.

Ugh.

And then there's the restocking of pantry shelves and odd-spaced freezer compartments.

Double ugh.

One last mind-blowing, life-changing, earth-shattering discovery for the road.

There really is no good place on the counter to house a toaster.

Boom.

You're welcome.

=)

 Little Luke is fine.

Though the fool was at it again this morning.